Sunday, August 9, 2015

Holiday in the Sun


We've been riding up and down mountains in the French Alps. It was hot, sweaty and exhausting and we feel like we've taken a good beating (just like a good mosh pit should be). Now bring on the cyclo-cross season.



Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Matt No-Balls: Battle On The Beach

This weekend saw the 2nd annual Howies Battle on the Beach at Pembrey Country Park, the site of a former World War TNT production factory. Last years inaugural BotB saw 225 riders race the 3 lap format, over a course that consisted of fire roads, singletrack and beach terrain and was the first race of its kind within the UK.

Based on last years success its no surprise that this years event was also a sell out. What was more surprising was that it sold out at its new capacity of 600 riders within days of its unique midnight new years eve entry opening, which saw a twitter frenzy amongst those that attended last year whilst most people vomited to the sound of old lang syne. By 9am New years day, more than 250 entries had been submitted.
This event last year was my first cycle race of any description and its uniqueness - that it sees mountain bikes, cyclocross bikes fat bikes and everything else in-between race together, over the same course with relative parity - that made me take that plunge into racing.

Myself, Paul and Ben headed to Wales to test ourselves against a strong field of races including international entries from Holland, Belgium and Ireland as well as MTB and CX racers from all over the UK. This year in its slightly altered format saw a mass running start on the beach, where we left the soft formidable sand and headed in mass down to the tideline in search of harder sand to mount. I mounted too early in the soft sand and cost myself valuable time as Paul on a CX bike and Ben rocking a unique retro Kona FS 26” MTB frame fitted with 700c CX wheels (with all of around 0.01mm of tyre clearance in the rear) got away and made it into the lead group of about 50 riders whilst i failed to make the gap from the 2nd group on the 5km of beach into the welsh headwind.

After 3 laps of beach, single track and fire roads the race was won by a Dutch beach racer Ramses Bekkenk of Holland’s KMC-Mitsubishi-Koga in a time of 01:21:12 ahead of his team mates Bram Rood & Stefan Vreugdenhil. Paul finished 35th in open male in 01:36:13 (50th overall), Ben finished 50th in open male in 01:40:38 (79th overall) & I finished 51st in open male in 01:41:41 (83rd overall) from a field of 183 in Open male and almost 600 in total.
Those post NYE minutes we all spent getting our entries in paid dividends as this years event was just as much fun as last years. Sure all our results didn’t quite live up to our positions last year, but the event from its 1st to 2nd running has moved on so much and can now genuinely be seen as a significant win in any riders palmares. Im already looking forward to next years event which has been penciled in for March 20th 2016. For me, its now back to racing Mud Sweat and Gears at Round 3 on the 10th May.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

ROAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

With the cross season over, its a good time to start riding my bike just for fun, no aims, goals, targets or expectations other than putting a smile on my face.
There aren't many better places to do this (within a relatively short drive) than one of the numerous trail centres in South Wales. We chose to go to Afan at the beginning of February for just that reason. I suppose it'd be considered a bit of a gamble going so early in the year, but I've been blessed (no such thing) with good weather in the past so I was quietly confident we'd be fine again this time around...... and so we were.

Up on top of the Skyline loop, which is the longest trail at about 44km, it was a proper winter wonderland, snow crunching under tyres, crisp cold air, blue skies & sunshine. 

  

I hadn't ridden a full suspension bike since a having a couple of laps around a car park on a ProFlex 852 (I think) back in the 90's. But, as I'd sold my mountain bike last year I needed to hire one from the trail centre bike shop and full-sus was the only logical choiceThe guys in the shop were very helpful and had the bike, an Orange 5 ready to go when I turned up all eager on Saturday morning. They have a range of clipless pedals to cater for most, or flats if you're a true beginner. The suspension was dialed for rider weight in about ten minutes, and we're ready to go.
 


Our crew were all experienced off road riders, albeit most of that experience in cyclocross. Thing is with trail centres, they're designed for riding in so its unlikely that dog walkers or ramblers are going to be encountered on the descents so riding as fast as my confidence allows me is pretty easy to do. Its also pretty exhausting work, the climbs are gut busting on a bike with shallow geometry designed for going down, and the rocky descents are bone jarring and tiring on the hands, which is probably too much braking on my part.

One of the newest trails at Afan is the Blade and is definitely one of the best. The views are spectacular too, although I guess I shouldn't have noticed them really.
We had a few punctures while we were there but that's to be expected when you're crashing around over rocks resembling bear caws, flat irons and houses.



Jeeeeez this is a boring blog post, we had a great time is about the strength of it, there's pictures, a video that I robbed off youchoobs, what more do you want?

Who went on the triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip and what were they riding?

Me (Paul, Po, MuddySundays call me what you will) - Orange 5
James (drive) - some KTM thing with a dodgy dropper post
Ben - Kona Hei Hei full-susser (retro)
Claire - Specialized Fate hardtail
Delia - Specialized Fate hardtail
Rob Purcell (NVCT mug) - Trek Superfly hardtail & Orange 5
Mark Perry (All Terrain Cycles) - Giant hardtail

We drank beers, watched some surreal telly, went to the pub, ate MASSIVE portions in the Skyline cafe and laughed lots.
We'll go again some time. You should go too. 

We stayed in a comfy self catering cottage with a secure lock up and washing facilities for our bikes.

Here are some divs in the long grass.


THE END

Monday, February 2, 2015

We won London


The last cross race of the season done. We won the London League Team Champs. James had a flying start and scored the hole shot. Respect bruv.

Monday, January 26, 2015

Cross is over (almost).



Here's Ben 'Spurious' Spurrier getting all unecessary with a cross up at the final race of the London League. The filthy punk went on to finish 4th, he don't care about the podium. 

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Caps are back


Oi you mugs! Our caps are back in stock. Anyone can have a little bit of ViCiOUS Velo. 

£10 inc free UK postage and we can send worldwide.

Click here

Thursday, October 2, 2014

CRoSS EYED CRoSS

THIS SUNDAY YOU MUGS!!!! Round 5 of the London Cyclocross League at Hog Hill.



NB Non London League members: standard entry is £15 for adults but you will need to register with the league, either in advance or on the day which is an additional £5. This covers your electronic timing chip and number - them's the rules I'm afraid.

THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT....

ViCiOUS hurdles!



We will be retailing our legendary caps and T-shirts.

Curly Wurly pit - these will not be handed up coz Commissaires count that as "hand-ups"

£1 pit - grab a voucher and hand it in at the end to claim £1 back!

5 spot prizes of £10 for MOST ViCiOUS RIDER - awarded at ViCiOUS' discretion where we see fit...

Along with the usual cash-money, prizes to include ViCiOUS VELO caps and T-shirts and maybe a Belgian tipple or two and of course no ViCiOUS cross race would be complete without a truly badass trophy to celebrate the occasion...


Work in progress, or course